On the Light Side…
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On the Light Side… (of a Republican bulb) An Open Letter to Republicans Everywhere… With a Simple Question: |
QUESTION: How many of you Neo-Con Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWER: (Sorry to confess how absolutely certain we are you don’t know the answer, but we did the math, and we know how mathematically “challenged” you are when it comes to rendering an accounting of how you screw even inanimate objects like…light bulbs) - – -
at least ten (10):
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: “Light Bulb Change Accomplished”;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Respectfully….no…Hopefully…nah….Righteously…closer but not exactly….
Sarcastically…well, not really when it’s so true…Hell with it: Sincerely submitted,
Dusty Schoch
Sept. 21, 2005
